In the new video for Superchunk's "Crossed Wires", from last year's awesome Majesty Shredding (Merge), Laura Ballance ties a camera around the neck of her cat to record the little dude's adorable cat adventures. That's all well and good, until the cat robs Jon Wurster, buys booze, hits the stripclub, and punches a guy in the nuts. This is sort of the secret life you could imagine all cats having. Really, what else do they do all day?